The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
C.W. Hills
The Naming Way, is 50% media/culture thoughts, 25% essays and personal whatnot that I try to keep relatable, and 25% nonsense and good goofs. End of percents! ZERO MORE PERCENTS.
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Okay whole new movie, first things first, let’s check the extra featu—aw yiss, no Family-Friendly Version available this time, we’re gonna hear ALL the fish-cussin’, we had best prepare ourselves for an extended visit from the Foul-Mouthed Bass ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ …so wait if water pours from these floating-islands, wouldn’t...
(Nota bene, each entry has a review using Seth’s proprietary three-point Good-OK-Bad scale, with emojis representative of something that stood out to me about the work1; please do not tell Seth, I am very scared of him) (R: Re-read; B: Reading To Mrs. Columbo At Bedtime Book Club) 1st Rai Rai Rai, Vol. 1 - Yoshiaki...
I am again caught in paradox, because I am OUTRAGED at Quaritch stabbing the murder panther with whom Neytiri had just made friends, it’s a real kick the dog moment; on the other hand, that was a sick-ass parry/counter-attack combo that looks like it would feel AMAZING to pull off in a video game ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oh come...
All these people cheering when Quaritch talks about how they’re going to traumatize this entire species down to their core ancestral memories, like what do you all…want? Like is this—what do you think is HAPPENING here? Have you really been brainwashed into thinking that any war is a righteous one? Do you think...
Antecedently: Ashes to ashes, Dwarven inventors to goop; unionizing Gnolls and the unforeseeable consequences thereof; an old roommate from school drops by WE NOW REJOIN THIS POST-HEIST RECAP AND ANALYSIS SHOW ON AMC. Farfalle excuses himself, explaining that he has to go have glowing haunted diarrhea for two weeks,...
Thank you. I am very brave. ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oh nooo, are the poor corporate military goons sad that they did a mass murder ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ I am very sorry your dad died but Neytiri you must admit that’s a pretty sick-ass bow you just inherited, that’s better than anything they’re selling in the item-shop at this point in the...
After saying their goodbyes to Dr. Chorus1, the gang sets about chasing the gnolls off in exchange for the Nail-Eater goblins guiding them through the sewers. A brief debate ensures re: whether the gnolls would appreciate gin or wine more as a bribe; given the junkyard environs, they decide that bathtubs and the gin...
“This is a place for prayers to be heard” is an absolutely insane sentence considering that Neytiri was taught the English word ‘prayer’ by people who have only a theoretical, internal relationship with deity at best, while the Na’vi are very much in real, regular, directly-observable contact with theirs. ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁...
FUTURE VLOGGING! Somebody get Hank and John Green tickets to Pandora stat; Hank’ll be thrilled about the science bullshit and John will have a great time fearing all the new diseases ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ “Do I really need to do this now? I need to get some rack” don’t worry dude, Nordstrom will be there when you’re done1 ⦁ ⦁ ⦁...
Thaaaaaanks for saving me from those monstros angry blue laaaaadyyyyyyy ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ I know this is a beautiful, mysterious moment—feathered, living flowers of light descending like snowfall, etc.—but I gotta tell ya, I see a bunch of glowing jellyfoosh a-blorpin’ my way my first instinct is probably not to let them...
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