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2026 • LP, Limited Edition, Teal/White Smash, Signed To see all 9 photos, visit the article page. This article was originally published at: https://andrei.xyz/records/enter-shikari-lose-your-self/
A Polish-Jewish family comes to the U.S. at the beginning of the twentieth century. There, the family and their children try to make themselves a better future in the so-called promised land. I postponed this for a while, up to the point where I forgot why I even wanted to watch this. Opening the IMDb page, I...
Two centuries after her death, a powerful human/alien hybrid clone of Ellen Ripley aids a crew of space pirates in stopping the aliens from reaching Earth. A good “reboot” of the Alien franchise, moving the story 200 years forwards, with clone-Ripley being more badass and indestructible. With a great ensemble, with...
This movie is about the Estonian War of Independence (1918-1920), specifically the students fighting on the nationalist side, but also shown the conflict between two ideologies (Estonian nationalism and communism). It does what it says on the box. A solid movie about a troop of high-school students who fight the Red...
Seven unique character-driven stories. Each character will set off on a thrilling adventure in an uncertain future and they’ll come to reckon that even during our most isolated moments, we are all connected through the human experience. An anthology mini-series, containing ten stories, with each episode based on one...
A bullied boy forms a unique friendship with his new neighbor, a peculiar girl with a dark secret. A fragile, anxious boy, 12-year-old Oskar is regularly bullied by his stronger classmates but never strikes back. The lonely boys wish for a friend seems to comes true when he meets Eli, also 12, who moves in next door...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Underground (2002)"> Rrrrum-dum-dum du-ru-ru-rum-dum-dum The song that put Lil’ Jon & the Eastside Boyz on the map is the unmistakable hint that you’ve opened Need for Speed: Underground, which was the 7th instalment in the series and also made the “Need for Speed Seven” phrase...
When a small-town police station is threatened with shutting down because of too little crime, the police realize that something must be done. Absolute funny comedy, feels like a Swedis Super Troopers. It’s raunchy at places, predictable, but it’s very very funny, and the references (like the last scene) show that...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 (2002)"> Moving on to the next NFS game, but also to the next computer, I will be using for the following games my 15.4" Sony Vaio that I used in the OCC 2024 I mentioned before, as this is practically my go-to retro computing laptop. It’s got a pretty fast CPU at...
When Eric Cartman and his friends go see an R-rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame. I think I’ve seen this movie billions of times on all formats and I think I still know it by heart. It’s probably South Park at its peak, I kinda wish they’d make a new feature movie. Love...
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