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This is my website. Innovated, reinvented, updated, optimized, expanded and diversified, containing good wishes and/or mother swearing. You can find curses, blasphemies, intricate plots meant to overthrow the world order, wedding preparations, but most importantly, mint rubbing.
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In all formerly communist countries, May First is a holiday, marking the unofficial start of springtime and barbecue season. However, I decided to spend this day with friends, going out for a walk in my city and then we took a ride...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005)"> For the moment I will finish the Need for Speed series with this release, as it’s the last NFS game I played extensively. This was actually the only Need For Speed title I ever...
Despite the accidents and injuries, Alex Zanardi was an example of resilience and endurance in front of adversity. Not only a role-model, but one of the greatest humans of all time. Rest in peace 🖤 This article was originally published...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Underground 2 (2003)"> By the time Need for Speed: Underground 2 hit the piracy scene, I was already in my first year of University, being busy with whatever students do: Warcraft III, movies and...
2026 • LP, Limited Edition, Teal/White Smash, Signed To see all 9 photos, visit the article page. This article was originally published at: https://andrei.xyz/records/enter-shikari-lose-your-self/
A Polish-Jewish family comes to the U.S. at the beginning of the twentieth century. There, the family and their children try to make themselves a better future in the so-called promised land. I postponed this for a while, up to the point...
Two centuries after her death, a powerful human/alien hybrid clone of Ellen Ripley aids a crew of space pirates in stopping the aliens from reaching Earth. A good “reboot” of the Alien franchise, moving the story 200 years forwards, with...
This movie is about the Estonian War of Independence (1918-1920), specifically the students fighting on the nationalist side, but also shown the conflict between two ideologies (Estonian nationalism and communism). It does what it says...
Seven unique character-driven stories. Each character will set off on a thrilling adventure in an uncertain future and they’ll come to reckon that even during our most isolated moments, we are all connected through the human experience....
A bullied boy forms a unique friendship with his new neighbor, a peculiar girl with a dark secret. A fragile, anxious boy, 12-year-old Oskar is regularly bullied by his stronger classmates but never strikes back. The lonely boys wish for...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Underground (2002)"> Rrrrum-dum-dum du-ru-ru-rum-dum-dum The song that put Lil’ Jon & the Eastside Boyz on the map is the unmistakable hint that you’ve opened Need for Speed: Underground, which was...
When a small-town police station is threatened with shutting down because of too little crime, the police realize that something must be done. Absolute funny comedy, feels like a Swedis Super Troopers. It’s raunchy at places,...
a half-assed review -- Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 (2002)"> Moving on to the next NFS game, but also to the next computer, I will be using for the following games my 15.4" Sony Vaio that I used in the OCC 2024 I mentioned before, as...
When Eric Cartman and his friends go see an R-rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame. I think I’ve seen this movie billions of times on all formats and I think I still know it by heart. It’s...
Returning from LV-426, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on the maximum-security prison Fiorina 161, where she discovers that she has unwittingly brought along an unwelcome visitor. Another movie, another director, another interpretation of the...