foofaraw

foofaraw

Kevin Humdrum

A zine of surreal storytelling and worldly observations published by humdrum industries.

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The voices are back.They whisper in the distance. Tinny-sounding words he can’t yet make out, like a record played on the wrong speed in another room. He decides he’s not hearing them. The doctors have told him that one day, when he is...
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As the year starts to come to a close, we are pleased to announce more of our award nominations for stories published this year. For Best Microfiction and Best Small Fictions, we have submitted the following stories for nomination.All...
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~Sacred are the al dente for they shall never break~My roommate Chad—wearing nothing but soggy lasagna sheets and red sauce—thrust a ladle at two dozen glassy-eyed strangers sprawled on the floor of our two-bedroom apartment.~He who...
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SPONSORED This week’s ad slot was purchased by friend of Foofaraw, Evan Passero, in support of the Denton Community Food Center—providing emergency food assistance from a central community storehouse to needy families and individuals in...
One morning, George Sampson woke up in his bed, only to discover that—to his great horror—he had turned into a human overnight. He gazed at his flabby, pink hands with their rubbery skin and gingerly touched his forearm with a fingertip,...
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The December issues of Foofaraw Zine, Four-headed Foofaraw, and Little Letter of Nonsense are here! Of course, all stories will be published for free on the web throughout the month, but paid supporters receive a PDF/EPUB with all of the...
SPONSORE A fun place for people who love the web. Learn more The day is Sunday.The air is cold and crisp.But there is still time to vote for us for Chill Subs’ Best Lit Mag Awards. This week was supposed to be a productive one for me....
SPONSORED A fun place for people who love the web. Learn more Read Nicole’s story, Occupational hazards, on Foofaraw now!Let’s get right into it… where do you think your distrust and suspicion of technology come from?Who says I distrust...
SPONSORED A fun place for people who love the web. Learn more Unless you’re a fellow ink-stained wretch—this is an age-old term for a writer—you may be unaware of the controversy sweeping certain corners of the Internet—by corners, I...
When Gary Whippet turned up dead, Pinnacle Ergonomics had to cancel its Tuesday lunch-and-learn. Apparently, the forfeited catering was the greater of the two losses. More than one co-worker walked by muttering, ā€œgoddamn Gary.ā€ The man...
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