Morning loosens from the treeline pale… and trembling… threadlike… thin. I step forward where it wanders; something stirs and draws me in.By the roots a shape is waiting, still as frost on shadowed stone. Not a whisper marks its presence; only I can sense its own.Soft its flank begins to quiver; soft its heartbeat...

Read Ashlee’s story, Moon Drama, on Foofaraw now!Do you “bring your whole self to work”? Should people?Well, now that I’m writing full-time, definitely yes–I think writing is easiest when you’ve got some real-life experience to base it on. Back when I worked in an office? God no. Honestly, it seems like a weird idea...

Linda from Accounting was eaten an hour ago. My feelings are mixed. I’d been a little too open with her about my relationship issues and Linda is—sorry, was—always trying to be interesting to other people. So, on the one hand, the monster devouring her whole, screaming, is a relief. On the other hand, Linda did...

Catch up!Matthew BurbridgeThe story so far:Issue #1Issue #2Issue #3Issue #4Issue #5Issue #6Issue #7Issue #8Issue #9Issue #10Issue #11Issue #12

[GM’s note: No prices are fixed right now. Eggs are still changing hour to hour. Do not call attention to this. “Winter 2025 Gustation” maybe?]Appetizernettle orechiette, date, goat cheese, sabacarmelized beets, whipped ricotta, coffee reduction[Solid twist on a classic. But with the 10% blanket tariff on coffee and...

Welcome back! There was no Weekend Edition because my little pup ate a sewing needle, which left me in a state of nervous panic for about 48 hours... This also meant I had to speed-run to listen to some new music to get this together... The good news is my little pup is doing just fine now, although I'm still keen...

The March issues of Foofaraw Zine and Four-headed Foofaraw are here!This is an extra-special month for us, with it being the inaugural edition of Mindlessly Massive March: double the stories; triple the word count; 150 pages of goodness! Plus, it’s in print! Print copies will be going out to our Patrons shortly...

Here we are on Starship Earth, ready-set-going lap number four-point-five billion and fifty-two around the Great Yellow Dwarf, poised to mow down each and every hurdle, even though it’d be easier to jump, duck, or run around the damned things. Be not grouchy, like so many dwarves barreling up a creek without a...

Read Sergii’s story, Tokyo, NY, on Foofaraw now!How much international travel have you done and what was the best experience you’ve had flying?Given a professional background in PR and living in both Europe and the United States, I’ve traveled a lot between the US, Europe, and Asia. There have been many pleasant...

I never sleep well the night before a trip. Ever since I was a child, the nights before family vacations were always sleepless. I didn’t even have to plan anything back then!Now I do, now I need to plan everything. Naturally, I thought that was the primary reason for my anxiety and insomnia. So over time, I learned...

Welcome to a special edition of Review of Links, as we run through the Best of 2025—better late then never, as they say...A boring list of our straight top ten is freely available for all, but if you want commentary, honorable mentions, and the most anticipated of 2026, you’re going to have to cough up that cold...

I’ve been planning to bring The Media Guide back since February began, but I wanted the first one back to be special and recap the best of the year so far. It’s safe to say that’s not happening today; maybe one day. For now, we’ve got the best of the week for ya.📱 DTF St. Louis S1 (HBO)This is probably my most...