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Kevin Humdrum
A zine of surreal storytelling and worldly observations published by humdrum industries.
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Read Lyss' story, Joanâs Stone on Loan, on Foofaraw now!Letâs start with one of lifeâs big questions⌠Do you believe in love at first sight?I think that love is something you build rather than find, so Iâm not quite sure itâs âloveâ at first sight, but I do believe in that lil je nais sais quois of âoh yeah this is...
IN MY DEFENSE, how else was I going to get his number?Picture this: Thursday evening, 5:00 PM, LA traffic, the intersection of Pico and La Cienega. You see the most beautiful man you have ever seen in your life driving in front of you. Not even his whole face, just a sliverâbrown eye, freckled skin, angular...
đ On the Shelvesđ Metroid Prime 4: BeyondNintendoSamus Aran returns in a first-person sci-fi adventure focused on exploration, atmosphere, and environmental storytelling.To be honest, I have not played any of the Metroid Prime games, so coming to this one, I had no frame of reference to compare it to. I have not...
After the nuclear sands stopped glowingWe finally removed the poison from the groundHuddled in our lab burning candles from both endsPlanting samples and tenderly caring for each kernelWaiting with baited breath for everyMonocot sheath that cracked the soilA promise of new growth a garden for all to shareBut...
Read E.J.'s story, Moon to Moon FM, on Foofaraw now!Do you believe in any conspiracy stories?I question everything, particularly official narratives. That doesnât mean I âbelieve inâ conspiracy theories. Instead, I tend to simply ignore things that have nothing to do with my daily life as they donât affect me and I...
The following program contains unedited and uncensored information that the ruling class does not want you to know. Listener discretion is advised.âWelcome back to Moon to Moon FM, your radio program on all things paranormal, supernatural, off-planet, out-of-galaxy, and just plain weird. Iâm your host, Thevânar....
Read Benâs story, Alette in lane six is a self-righteous bitch, on Foofaraw now!How often do you go bowling?My forty-something wrists, unfortunately, donât enjoy hurling heavy stuff down the lane as much as they used to, so only once a year or so.How often does it end in disappointment?Every. Single. Time.Whatâs the...
There are many mysteries that baffle you stupid humans, from the building of the pyramids to the meaning of life. But nothing bakes your noodles quite as much as wondering what goes on at the far end of a bowling lane. Where do the pins go? How do they know which ones to put back and which to leave down? If youâre...
The January issues of Foofaraw Zine, Four-headed Foofaraw, and the new magazine Quotidian Bagatelle are here! Of course, all stories will be published for free on the web throughout the month, but paid supporters receive a PDF/EPUB with all of the month's stories at the beginning of the month, along with a few other...
I dreamt last night I was completely alone; for the first time, my so-called friends were nowhere to be seen. Just me and the aching, yawning silence I had forever been dreaming of. But as soon as I fell in love with the peace of mind, the echo of the void began to tug at my shivering naked body; where I was, I was...
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