Read Developing your mindfulness practice 🙂! now!So… read any good pamphlets lately?I love a good pamphlet, and by that I mean crazy pamphlet, even when it was Jack Chick telling me that I am going to hell. The internet has ruined them. A pamphlet is like a mode of poetry with constraints imposed not by rules...

Dear Pilgrim,Hallo! We are so glad that you chose our little pamphlet. Thank you for trusting us enough to connect!Recall a blessed moment from childhood. You pause in a dappled glade. Insects drone, the machine noise that underlies everything. Butterflies dance from flower to flower.Beautiful.Mindless.Then a...

💡Rusty Epstein

If we're being honest, there is only one thing people will be paying attention to this week, so we will knock that one out first and then get on to some pretty cool comics, shows, and albums that are definitely still worth your time despite The Odyssey dominating the tubes and airwaves.🎬 The OdysseyEveryone already...

His left foot moves left His right foot moves right His right hip moves forwardHe steps on something softHe hears a deep breath - inhalingShe smiles awkwardlyIs there an equal and oppositereaction behind her lips?His breathing quickensa bead of sweatan enormous, torrentialsluice of sweatis dropping off his noseTo...

Hello hello hello! Before we get into things this week, I wanted to mention that Friends of the Foof, Throwback Buys are running their Nostalgia Auction Pt. 6. If you're a child of the 90's, have some aging decrepit millennials in your life (or just want to support our real life friends back in Chicago), you should...

We break readily, when we’re flung into the scrap pits. We lie in quiet piles, legs twisted, arm actuators malfunctioning due to the ‘sleep paralysis’ protocol when we’re junked. But only the exterior breaks.Yes, our ceramic shells crack into shards, our crumple zones collapse, but our batteries typically survive,...

For use in treatinghypermundanity,more commonly knownas excessive ordinariness.Do not combine with alcohol.Use only as directed.If you experience blurred vision bloody urine aphasia glossolalia levitation bilocation persistent glitter shedding or heart arrhythmia,discontinue useand consult a doctor.Effects may...

Between the World Cup, ramping up for S8 and our expanding publishing schedule, and the day job, it's been hard to keep up with everything going on. So for this first edition of The Media Guide for season eight, we have a doozy of an issue to catch up on everything we've missed over the course of the last month plus...

Dept: Office of Patriotic SustenanceTruthiness: 250%Title: Chief Cooking OfficerFineprint: Who needs to eat anyway?Mode: menuOkay team, it falls to us to assemble the greatest menu of American dishes ever comb-bound into a booklet to be sold in every National Park gift shop across these beautiful fifty states. Now,...

Read What Do Moms Know About Fashion? now!Who do you find yourself relating to more in this story, the mother or daughter?As a very independent and strong-willed person, my younger self would have answered that question as definitely the daughter. I was always the one in my family that insisted on finding my own way...

My mother clucked her tongue when I had my neck stretched on my twentieth birthday. If she could have forbidden it, she would have. Not under my roof. Well, good thing I have my own place and my own money. When I came for Sunday dinner after having my skin sandpapered until it was soft and nearly translucent, she...