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Kevin Humdrum
A zine of surreal storytelling and worldly observations published by humdrum industries.
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🆕 On the Shelves🟠 Metroid Prime 4: BeyondNintendoSamus Aran returns in a first-person sci-fi adventure focused on exploration, atmosphere, and environmental storytelling.To be honest, I have not played any of the Metroid Prime games, so...
After the nuclear sands stopped glowingWe finally removed the poison from the groundHuddled in our lab burning candles from both endsPlanting samples and tenderly caring for each kernelWaiting with baited breath for everyMonocot sheath...
Read E.J.'s story, Moon to Moon FM, on Foofaraw now!Do you believe in any conspiracy stories?I question everything, particularly official narratives. That doesn’t mean I “believe in” conspiracy theories. Instead, I tend to simply ignore...
The following program contains unedited and uncensored information that the ruling class does not want you to know. Listener discretion is advised.“Welcome back to Moon to Moon FM, your radio program on all things paranormal,...
Read Ben’s story, Alette in lane six is a self-righteous bitch, on Foofaraw now!How often do you go bowling?My forty-something wrists, unfortunately, don’t enjoy hurling heavy stuff down the lane as much as they used to, so only once a...
There are many mysteries that baffle you stupid humans, from the building of the pyramids to the meaning of life. But nothing bakes your noodles quite as much as wondering what goes on at the far end of a bowling lane. Where do the pins...
The January issues of Foofaraw Zine, Four-headed Foofaraw, and the new magazine Quotidian Bagatelle are here! Of course, all stories will be published for free on the web throughout the month, but paid supporters receive a PDF/EPUB with...
I dreamt last night I was completely alone; for the first time, my so-called friends were nowhere to be seen. Just me and the aching, yawning silence I had forever been dreaming of. But as soon as I fell in love with the peace of mind,...
SPONSORED This week’s ad slot was purchased by friend of Foofaraw, Evan Passero, in support of DIFFA Dallas—providing critical financial support to North Texas AIDS service organizations that offer direct care to adults, families, and...
SPONSORED This week’s ad slot was purchased by friend of Foofaraw, Evan Passero, in support of DIFFA Dallas—providing critical financial support to North Texas AIDS service organizations that offer direct care to adults, families, and...
The voices are back.They whisper in the distance. Tinny-sounding words he can’t yet make out, like a record played on the wrong speed in another room. He decides he’s not hearing them. The doctors have told him that one day, when he is...
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As the year starts to come to a close, we are pleased to announce more of our award nominations for stories published this year. For Best Microfiction and Best Small Fictions, we have submitted the following stories for nomination.All...
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~Sacred are the al dente for they shall never break~My roommate Chad—wearing nothing but soggy lasagna sheets and red sauce—thrust a ladle at two dozen glassy-eyed strangers sprawled on the floor of our two-bedroom apartment.~He who...