A calendar invite will appear with a cryptic note: a strange location attached — somewhere in the middle of nowhere up north, across the bridge — and a dozen or so people on your team will be subscribed. It might be bowling, or a visit to a farm, or a fancy dinner. There will be emojis and long threads and emails...

A chap called Bob with a pint (seen at Penlee House Gallery) I wrote and deleted a long post about an argument I had with my Dad. Instead I'll summarise with a tidied up extract from an email I sent to MJD . I did not even last 48 hours at my Dad's house. He was quite upset that I was not as keen on the Coronation...