The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
C.W. Hills
The Naming Way, is 50% media/culture thoughts, 25% essays and personal whatnot that I try to keep relatable, and 25% nonsense and good goofs. End of percents! ZERO MORE PERCENTS.
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I can’t tell if this is just me being racist but I legit could not tell who that other, non-Lo’ak dude was at first, much less that it was Neteyam; in fairness to me Neteyam is dead so I shouldn’t have expected to see him, but still. I...
Antecedently: Paging Dr. Crowbar; an absolutely delicious list of supplies and equipment; a surprise visit from the Titan submersible We now rejoin these AK-47smans advancing upon us, already in progress Dani would like to No Ticket this...
(Nota bene, my lunchbreaks for the last while have been occupied by exercise, so the last few entries in this series are going to be more like Watching Avatar: The Way Of Water On Juneteenth But Broken Up Into Lunchbreak-Sized Chunks...
Antecedently: Let’s split up, we can do more damage that way; The Little Engine That Couldn’t (Produce Serotonin); O’Neal opens a retirement account Isaac proposes a distraction to lure the darmed guards into another car, get them to...
(Nota bene, my lunchbreaks for the last while have been occupied by exercise, so the last few entries in this are going to be more like Watching Avatar: The Way Of Water On Juneteenth But Broken Up Into Lunchbreak-Sized Chunks Just So I...
AS THE READER MAY KNOW, I work for a law firm, as befits my deeply serious nature and inability to lie1. Today we felt the first cold fingertips of a sticky, clotted wind, a stupid portent of the truly dumb things that are surely to...
Man so we’re watching Unsolved Mysteries, mainly because Mrs. Columbo wants to and Lordt knows she watches enough dumb shit that I wanna watch; she likes all the crime-o stories and similar that make you think your neighbor is a...
Antecedently: a man the Supreme Court is allowing to exist for now; Battle of the Linguist Mages fanfiction; I regret answering ‘Cebuano’ when William asked me for a random language The First Ride Of The Xibalba Corps (Aspect-Generation...
Okay so the other day I hopped out of work for a piece to take Mrs. Columbo’s ride—the Santa FeLine™—on over to the tire place for to get its stepper mended, and it was pretty good times: dude all calling me sir1, me not knowing what I’m...
It happened as we went about our nightly routine, our Golden Girls and Tiny Chef watched to cool down from the Serious Program we do before the jazz gummies kick in and wrap our brains in the dark and starry velvet of their loving...
Now and then I’ll remember my elderly co-juror who, in another life, had run an adult cinema and, in this one, disruptively corrected the prosecutor when he misquoted Star Wars. He was one of the last of the Porno Cowboys, maybe THE...
“The whole clan hates me! All they see is demon blood! When I asked Aonung what the five fingers said to the face he didn’t get it! I had to slap him like six times!” ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ CRAAAAAAAB MEEEEEEEEECHS ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ cool so now we’re just...
YO BACK UP NOW AND GIVE A BLOGGER ROOM, THE THREE FLOWERS OF VIRTUE ARE ABOUT TO GO BLOOM I started this book on my Palma while lying in a makeshift fort1 in my wife’s daughter’s family’s house, recovering2 from both the heat and an...
Alright gang WHO’S READY FOR SOME SEA-SPOOKUMS (it is me, I am ready to be saltily spooklepated) ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Alright, legacy character in Elizabeth and Will’s son, whomst I guess technically we have seen onscreen (from when they did they...