The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
The Naming Way With Ol’ C.W.
C.W. Hills
The Naming Way, is 50% media/culture thoughts, 25% essays and personal whatnot that I try to keep relatable, and 25% nonsense and good goofs. End of percents! ZERO MORE PERCENTS.
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Listenin’ (Musics) Black Dog (Not the Zeppelin one) Book of Saturday Boom! Shake The Room Dawn of Revelation I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ Laredo Listening Wind Still The Same Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Original Broadway...
FIRST BIRB OF THE YEAR, Y’ALL BIG WIGGLY ZOODLES. Yes, ‘Meowgaritaville’ is the discussion-board username my wife came up with in college while in the effervescent grip of pain-relievers, and yes, I use it to designate our home and tell...
"This is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. I regret to report that both our Jedi Order and the Republic have fallen, with the dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi:...
PEOPLE OF EARTH, I GIVE YOU: THE CHILDREN’S BOOK MY WIFE WROTE FOR HER CREATIVE WRITING CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL1. (Nota bene: the alt-text is being finicky; therefore the text of Lazy George will be reproduced in its entirety at no...
As with last year’s Top Lists Top List List, these are pools, not ranked lists. NEVERTHELESS, read on with the knowledge that they are definitive, binding, and can be used to settle disputes at family holiday gatherings, prove precedent...
Brought to you by an episode of Dear Hank & John in which a listener asks if an objective, ‘scientific morality’ could ever be devised1 ; at one point capital punishment was briefly mentioned as an example of things that some societies...
2. Vampire: Would be better if in the line ‘Blood-sucker, fame-fucker, bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire’, “fame” was replaced with a word that could be either “vain” or...
Antecedently: The terrifying advent of Mr. Brineside; LO! A SPARKLEBUGGUM; an ode to the forgotten tube-powder candies of yesteryear Monstro turn! The part of the game in which the monstros...
Listenin’• Hello It’s Me • If You Want Me To Stay • In The Year 2525 • Let The River Run • Oh Lord • On The Day It Finally...
So last week—two weeks ago? Unclear, time is a flat circle—I had to have a mole removed from my back. It was a pre-melanoma, not actively cancerous but it had...
Listenin’• Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You (I Love You Baby) • Gunslinger • Jurassic Park • Kalimutan Ka • Lawyers, Guns, And Money • Shoot Down • Sloppy...
Antecedently: A Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald joke for me and nobody else; bad bad birdos get bopped on their behinds; knock knock, who’s there, a fucking boulder through your front...
Because I hope…I don’t know. I hope. Also I worked hard to try and make it funny, both because that’s how I keep myself interested in tasks, and in hopes...
Listenin’• Just For Being English, These Days • Mr. Grieves • Sunday Sunny Mill Valley Groove Day • A Violent Yet Flammable World • Windmills Of Your Mind ⦁ ⦁...
I was really fucking good at my job this week, in ways specifically related to my talents and the ways in which I do my work, and it feels incredible. I realize...